Anatomy of the Majestic Corgi
(as I’ve come to know them, courtesy of my precious corgi, Waffle)
Radars: Detects the sound of food bags opening, dropped food, food on plates, skateboards, scooters, etc.
Poker: Used to get the attention of a corgi’s human.
Taster of All Things: Food inhaler, food goes in here.
Majestic Poof: Used to charm humans. Touch for good luck.
Stumpers: Used to frap.
Nub (or floofy tail on some corgis): Happy meter.
Tush Skirts: Used to distract or hypnotize humans during walkies.
Drummies: Essential parts of a sploot.
Note: Scritch spots and rub spots may vary from one corgi to another.
Amazing. I want to buy it!!
The video is even better: http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html
The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”
IT GOT BETTER